December 2009
Taylor Lautner isn't even that attractive. Y'all...
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(via quarantina)
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July First :D
September...
Vince: Uhm.. I have something to tell you
Michelle: What?
Vince: Promise me you won't get mad or shocked okay?
Michelle: Okay
Vince: Say "I promise..."
Michelle: "I promise.."
Vince: "that I won't get mad or shocked about what you are going to say"
Michelle: "that I won't get mad or shocked about what you are going to say"
Vince: Okay..... *silence*
Michelle: What???
Vince: I'm pregnant.
Michelle: *speechless*
Twilight
Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
*On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
*goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
*does research*
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no Emotions
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
*breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
Edward: BASTARD
*Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you
Kissy Kissy
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In a nutshell.
@dreamyalice
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Michelle: I'M PREGNANT
Pei: -finally stops- AHAHAHAHAHA
Pei: AHAHAHAHAHA
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MAJAL
astie:
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LOL. Frankly when I first saw this picture I thought her mommy’s job is striptease. Parents, spare some of your time not to forget to check your child homework :p
ROTFLMAO!! imagine the teacher’s first reaction!!
yang lebih dari ROTFLMAO apa yaaah? hahahahaha. kocak abis nih. lo juga pasti nyangkanya striptis kan?...
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My boobs can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
Cady: oh, what a cool boobs you have!
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea: Thanks.
Regina: [after that girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?
Bianca: There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.
Carolyn's Acronym for Davy (x
Carolyn: LMAO.
Carolyn: D is for dick
Carolyn: A is for asshole
Davy: oh faggot
Carolyn: V is for vagina
Carolyn: Y is for ..
Carolyn: uh
Carolyn: yogurt
Davy: loool
Carolyn: ROFL
Davy: LOOOOOL
Carolyn: All dirty and then yogurt
Just because you have make-up and a pantsuit on...
147xxxx: (at the hand-off counter passing up a drink) alright, here's an iced tall vanilla latte-
Crazy Suit Lady: UH EXCUSE ME, It was SUPPOSED TO BE an iced GRANDE SKINNY VANILLA latte, OKAY? you guys always find a way to mess up my dri-
Normal Customer: (picking up the drink) is this the iced vanilla latte?
147xxxx: Yupp, that would be yours, and (placing new drink on the counter) here is the iced GRANDE SKINNY VANILLA latte... have a GREAT day.
Crazy Suit Lady: PFF *rolls her eyes and walks away.*
Wazif: kaka, brpa umur kaka?
Kim: 11
Wazif: oh, bila kaka lahir & tahun apa?
Kim: 24 June 1997
Wazif: aaah 1997? bukan umur kaka ptut nya 12 kan tuu?
Kim: ah awuaaah. =.="
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